McCain Supporter Study Revealed

A new study of 2356 McCain supporters has revealed some interesting voter characteristics:

1) 95% of supporters are dumb.
- It is not that they did not go to college, 16% had, they just had major issues with reasoning.
- Of the 95%, fully 74% were aware of their dumb"ness" but "did not care" or wish to be more informed.
- 35% said they say dumb thing on purpose so people will leave them alone.

2) 68% of supporters are technically old as dirt.
- These supporter identify with McCain because he is old as dirt too. Born during the Great Depression, when Hitler was Chancellor of Germany and "Tin Lizzy's" were common place... these voters can relate.
- 100% of these supporters report having uncontrollable gas, but no one seems to care too much.

3) 86% of supporters are "very" white.
- These supporters are not just "white" but consider themselves "very" white.
- Most have family trees going back centuries to western European countries and 57% report being related to Robert E. Lee
- 23% report that uncle Joe is "just very tan", it has nothing to do with owning slaves in the early 1800's.

4) 10% of supporters are filthy rich
- These supporters indicate that the taxes on their 9 homes are way too high.
- 99% think that property taxes used to support schools are just silly since there are good private schools on either coast.
- High fuel and grocery prices? 99% of them did not understand the question. 1% indicated that they donate their socks to charity after they wear them once, so what's the big deal?
- 2 of these supporters specifically said that they choose not to have the helipad installed on their new yachts because of the economic outlook and went for a pair of matching speed boat "dinghies" instead to island hop.

See... McCain has his supports too! Take that you middle class "Americans"!